Roomies (MA)

(This is the Story of Kouru Tenshi and his roomates, and ultimately Kouru's quest to get laid by his 21st Birthday and ultimately failing at every attempt, usually thanks to his wacky neighbors.)

Kouru let out a sigh, it seemed he had to now find two people to share rent with since Raven had just gotten married, moving out so suddenly, Kouru didn't even know Raven had a girlfriend, now they were moving off to a state where it was legal. At least Raven had the decency to put adds in the paper, and Kouru had to give her credit since she was paying 2/3rds of the rent ever since their third roomate moved out a few months ago.

"Well, the apartment is clean, no signs of....well, yeah, It's clean, there should be no problems" Kouru said to himself. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "This should be the first interview....I hope they're sane...I hope they're cute..." Kouru said blushing, making sure the blushing was over before he opened the door. (I'm going to need a Roomate for Kouru, He needs 2 (preferably girls) but I can be the other if I don't get enough Volunteers, I could also use some other crazy characters as non-roomates)

2 hours earlier:

"Come on Felix ring him, whats the worse that could happen?" Begged a rather cute red haired girl clinging to her boyfirends arm.

He guy let out a sigh. "Very well!" He said and picked up the phone. He dialed the number in the add and it rang. The vocie answered Hello!
"Hi my names Felix I'm enquiring 'bout the room mate add is it still valid?" The vocie assured him it was and encouraged a meeting asap once Felix said it would be two of them one girl and himself. "Great we'll see you at four." He said, that gave them two hours.

4 O'clock.

They knocked on the door and waited. It opened after a while. "Hi Felix, we spoke on the phone." He said smiling and shaking Kouru's hand. "This is my partner Ella." He said introducing the ginger haired girl next to him. She smiled and gave a curtious bow flashing her cleavage.

"H-Hi" Kouru said a bit nervously *Damn, they're a couple, I was hoping for someone single....but if they pay rent on time....screw it* he thought to himself.

"So um.....you have a job right? No past history with unpaid debts or crimes? What about kids or pets? You don't smoke do you? Any complaints from former neighbors I should know about?" he asked hoping he remembered everything to ask *Any cute friends who are single?* he thought to himself.

Felix laughed as the questions came flying. "No we're fien on all those fronts, No kids unless she's not told me something, as for pets we've left them at her mums." He explained.

"And I have only ever doen it safe." Ella said hinting that things weren't tight, per say.

"Good, so you can move in, need any help bringing your stuff over?" asked Kouru, "Did you get a moving van or can you fit it all in your vehicle? If you're waiting for the truck I can show you your rooms, oh, and do you have any questions for me?....before I go on and on without letting you guys say anything" Kouru Blushed a little realizing he barely took a breath from talking since thet got here, but he was always nervous around strangers.

"We've only got two bags and a box each." Ella laughed at his ranting. "My mum said she'd bring them once I ring to say we got it." Ella got up and went to do so, her curvacious ass shaking seductivly.

"So-um, how long have you guys known each other?" asked Kouru

"We've been dating on and off since High school." The 20 year old Felix answered as Ella left to ring her mum.

"Ah....I see, so you guys haven't been at the dating scene for a while?" asked Kouru a bit disappointed. "You don't have any other questions about the area or apartment do you?"

"We're not exactly the commiting types." He said winking. Then decided to ask an odd question. "Yeah are there any swingers clubs or groups local?" He asked.

"Swingers?" Asked Kouru not really familiar with the term. Raven had taken him to plenty of clubs but he was pretty sure they weren't the kind those two would be interested in, but he couldn't be certain. "I know a few, my former roomate was into the whole clubbing scene, I personally find it kinda awkward and noisy......" said Kouru a bit embarassed but not wanting to seem like a buzz-kill.

"Swingers are couples who meet up with other couples for, um 'fun'!" Felix explained.

"All sorted she'll be hare in an hour." Ella said returning from outside.

"Oh....um, I've only been to singles clubs, you could ask Raven but she's gone, that's why I needed new roomies, would you like me to show you your rooms now?" Kouru asked

"Yeah please." Ella said getting excited.

"Lets role." Felix said.

"My room is to the left of the entryway and living area while the other 2 rooms are to the right along with the bathroom, the kitchen is behind us around the corner from the entrance. There's also a second bathroom through my bedroom to the right of the doorway.

Kouru showed them down the hall. "There's 2 rooms, I dunno if you want to share one and use the other for something else or if you use sepperate rooms"

"Wow it's so cool." Ella said. When Kouro mentioned about using the room for something else she started making a plan.

"Do either of you know how to cook? Raven was the cook, I'm quite terrible really so will we be eating takeout most of the time or eating real food?" asked Kouru jokingly

"Hey no probs." Ella said cheerfully. "I'm studying oriental cooking in college. Plus I can cook just about anything." She explained.

"And she means it to." Felix laughed.

"Oh yeah, we have full internet access, wireless, as well as cable, 200 channels" said Kouru trying to figure out how to pass the time until their stuff arrived, he'd show them around the area but he didn't want to be gone when their stuff arrived.

"Awesome that'll please him and his porn collection." Ella laughed pointing over her shoudler at Felix.

"Funny!" He said sarcastically.

Kouru turned beet red hearing what she said about porn.

"So..um...where are you guys from?"

"We lived in the next town over." Which was 40mins drive. "But we needed escape from her parents."

"Yup my parents." Ella interupted.

"As our life is just getting... um... interesting." He said.

"Interesting? How so?" asked Kouru now more curious than nervous.

"That you'll have to wait and see." Ella winked. She then vibrated. "That was quick mums outside, go on hunk use those muscles." She said practically telling Felix to get lost and grab their gear. Which he did.

"After you're done unloading your stuff you want me to show you around the town?" asked Kouru "I can show you a few clubs if you want"